Did you guys know that packets of ramen are only twenty five cents? So I bought a whole mess of them and organized my thoughts about each one in a series of letters. I used Maruchan brand and cooked each one to the exact specifications on the bag without adding extra veggies or peppers or …
Month: December 2016
Heresy: The Worst Things about the Best Shows
Some years ago I had a friend whose favorite thing to do at parties was tell people he hasn’t seen Breaking Bad because getting yelled at by people who love Breaking Bad was apparently fun to him. People get really attached to the media they love and are willing to defend to the death their …
Ad Obsessed
Some time ago whatever nameless, faceless algorithms that command the internet thought I was a young woman, or, at least, would be interested in a game marketed towards young women. I know this because I started seeing ads for this particular game. They were always interesting and as far as I know, I’m the only …
Gilmore Girls Reunion Hot Takes #MaybeIWasTooHarsh
Submitted for your approval: -Jess looks weeeeiiiirrrdddd. -Logan got more handsom. -Lorelai looks good. -Oh yeah, I found out this time around that Lorelai’s name is spelled Lorelai, not Lorelei as I previously thought. -I found this out because while Rory was looking at old newspapers Lorelai moving to Stars Hollow when she was 16 …