Four days in Las Vegas feels like a week-long hour. There’s not much I could say about the storied city that hasn’t already been uttered, but back from a recent vacation, I decided to share the things I saw in a game I have dubbed Vegas Bingo:

-Man on the street offering to sell me cocaine as I walk by.
-Woman giving her baby sips from her beer bottle.
-Child wearing a bathrobe and Make America Great Again hat inside of a restaurant called Los Tacos.
-80 dollar crab claws.
-Neon colored puke.
-Pubescent boys barely being able to handle seeing half naked women on the street.
-Half naked women on the street dressed as nurse, cat, school girl, police officer, and cowgirl.
-So many jorts.