Musings meant for menageries.
If you’re the type to see food as a challenge, head down to Killer Noodle and stuff some pain in your face. Upon opening the menu you’ll be greeted with a list of guidelines, including a disclaimer that they won’t take anything back if it’s too spicy and a reminder to “Protect your bottom.” The …
Okay, so, birds eating fermented berries to get drunk on purpose is some Snapple Facts nonsense that we’ve been hearing since 2002. Unlike a lot of those so-called Real Facts, this one is actually true. Who would have thought the apparatus used to keep mass produced tea properly pasteurized would be so unreliable? Anyway, for …
This is now a cooking blog. I decided that I wanted to make my own birthday dinner and it turned out quite well, so I’m just going to link the recipes here. Also, since my parents haven’t tried anything new since the 90s, I decided to cook something other than just meat and potatoes. White …
Did you guys know that packets of ramen are only twenty five cents? So I bought a whole mess of them and organized my thoughts about each one in a series of letters. I used Maruchan brand and cooked each one to the exact specifications on the bag without adding extra veggies or peppers or …