I spent the last several days watching all the Marvel movies leading up to and including Avengers: Infinity War for no other reason than I’m a big ole dumb. I’m now going to list my hot takes vaguely in the order in which I watched them just so I can pretend to have something to show for …
Category: Movies
Here Are My Stupid Opinions on The Last Jedi
The Last Jedi recently appeared on Netflix which seems to have reignited that debate I thought we got over a couple months ago and since I missed out the first time around, here are all the things I have to say about it. I’m aware nobody asked for this. Criticizing The Last Jedi is like …
Drunk Ass Birds
Okay, so, birds eating fermented berries to get drunk on purpose is some Snapple Facts nonsense that we’ve been hearing since 2002. Unlike a lot of those so-called Real Facts, this one is actually true. Who would have thought the apparatus used to keep mass produced tea properly pasteurized would be so unreliable? Anyway, for …
Ghost in the Shell or: The Most Obvious Case of The-Book-Was-Better
Recently, I’ve been interning at a magazine. Sometimes they have me write things. They had me review the deluxe re-release of Ghost in the Shell so instead of checking that brand names are spelled correctly for no money I spent that day reading comics for no money. A win, I guess. Anyway, this is the first draft …